“Low kick and tastes like dirt. Unsure why it’s still in circulation.”
Cam’s full review
Introduction
This honestly tastes like dirt. I do not frequently partake in consuming dirt, but if I did, I am positive that I would enjoy it more than this beverage. There are zero redeeming qualities, and it should not remain in circulation.
Upside
I actually managed to finish the can, so it is better than Bang Birthday Cake Bash. That said, its most redeeming quality is that it is not Bang Birthday Cake Bash.
Downside
Everything from the taste to the low caffeine content. With 75mg per can (4.69mg/floz), it does not really provide any sort of kick. With no sugar or artificial sweetener, there is nothing to mask the raw flavors within this can. It is great that they partner with American Rivers, but maybe they should keep the flavor of the river out of their energy drinks.
Upshot
There is no redeeming quality about this energy drink. It tastes like dirt, and has absolutely no sweetness to it. The kick is low, and hardly even provides a midday boost. Look elsewhere if you want to try something new. I can guarantee that this is not going to be the next big thing.
